Definition of the Day #1 ~ Yobbo 19 January 09Posted by Fantastic Four in Grumpy Pants.
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From Urban Dictionary which I like reading. Why did I pick the word Yobbo? Because I have been seeing lots of them lately, in their utes on the roads, speeding, no indicating (god forbid), tssschuk tsschuk all you can hear from the wound down windows. They get upset if you are driving at the speed limit and they try to teach you a lesson by tail-gating and then passing at a moment of opening, causing you to hit the brakes. UTES and YOBBOS, hand in hand, ruining my peaceful day. I don’t agree with all the definitions down there, but it sure was entertaining, reading what people think a yobbo is.
|1.||Yobbo||116 up, 14 down|
An Australian lout, the close cousin of the bogan. Much like American white trash or lummox. Their habitats usually are with female yobbos, known as Shelias and large canines usually a bull terrier breed. Often has automated transport of a ute kind
“Here is a good example of a Yobbo”
|2.||Yobbo||82 up, 17 down|
A loud, inconsiderate person, usually found in groups for self preservation. Sometimes prone to violence,always found with beer and cheap smokes. Usually smell.
The “hill” at any football match of any code is the usual haunt of the Yobbo.
|3.||yobbo||68 up, 16 down|
a stereotypical aussie. beer in one hand, meat pie in the other.generally drive crappy old holdens and have a dozen mullet clad kids following them. by-products of alcoholic fathers.
“i’m a bloke, im a yobbo, me best mates name is robbo, winfield is me cigarette, i dress in flanalette”
|4.||yobbo||35 up, 12 down|
A true-blue bloody australian. One who sits on his arse and drinks a stubby while watching the footy and eating a beef pie (eg. four n twenty) Also a close relative of the “westy” or “wu-tanger”, although more proud of their aussie heritage
“oi bruz, look at that cunt walking round in his nike tracks and his trademark hat, there’s a bloody yobbo”
A person with no class,no fashion sense eg wear thongs,cheap t-shirts etc,stink like shit,loud,swears alot & usually drives crappy old modelled fords and holdens.
Thats my definition of a yobbo. Don’t flame.
|6.||yobbo||17 up, 27 down|
Usually found in drunken violent groups persecuting others of a different racial background i.e. Cronulla. Highly cultural with their stubby holders, thongs and the beloved footy shorts. Typically their ancestors were deported to Australia as convicts. They are the most racist percentile of the Australian population, the most hypocritical as they define WOGs as liars and thieves. Little do they understand that this country was founded by their ancestors over 200 years ago, a bunch of dirty thieves.
Yobbo: Go home Stupid WOG
WOG: sure thing convict
Yobbo: I was born here stupid
WOG: So was I, but my grand parents came here of their own free will
Yobbo: uh shut up
|7.||yobbo||45 up, 64 down|
Yobbos are legends, thorough champions! They’re the funny cunts at the footy who make all the classic funny comments, or yell abuse at the umpires, and are there for other people’s entertainment!
Let’s admit it; life without Yobbos is.. um… SHIT!!!
The funny cunts at Footy Park, Home of the Mighty Adelaide Crows, who sing…
“I’ve got the wings of sparrow,
the arse of a Crow.
I’ll fly over Melbourne tomorrow;
AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW!!!”
Or the Pommy Gits who sang “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” at the Rugby World Cup last year. (BTW, ENGLAND SUCKS COCK!!!)